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clumpkin 

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin
Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.
clumpkin by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007
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Clumpkin decker 

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet
Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker
Clumpkin decker by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010

Clumpkin 

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.
"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
Clumpkin by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009

clitumating 

i began clitumating. orgasm ensues.

clumpkin 

clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head
where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"
clumpkin by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

clumpkin 

Receiving a blowjob while playing call of duty.
Dude, Judy gave Matt an amazing clumpkin last night!
clumpkin by iloveclumpkins69 October 29, 2009