Climpkin
"Yooo dude, the other night I was giving my girl a sick climpkin and she pushed out a huge diarrhea and got all over my chin!"
"Damn bro that's gross."
"Damn bro that's gross."
Climpkin by Smuniper's Mom November 19, 2025
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Chimpkin
Chimpkin by Joeis2sick November 15, 2020
Chimpkin
This is the act of throwing your arms in the air and swaying them to and fro, whilest screaming and shreaking like a chimp; during the act of anal penetration.
fyi:Intermittent ass slapping is common during this act.
fyi:Intermittent ass slapping is common during this act.
Chimpkin by glock17 - Rick April 26, 2006
clumpkin
1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin
clumpkin by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007
Clumpkin decker
Clumpkin decker by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010
crimpkin
Similar to a crumpkin or blumpkin, a Crimpkin is the act of taking a shit while smoking crack while a girl gives you a hand job and rim job
crimpkin by Pechanga G July 1, 2008
Clumpkin
"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"
"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."
"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"
"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."
"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"
"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
Clumpkin by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009
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