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When your are licking ya girl's clit while she's taking a poo poo.
"Yooo dude, the other night I was giving my girl a sick climpkin and she pushed out a huge diarrhea and got all over my chin!"

"Damn bro that's gross."
Climpkin by Smuniper's Mom November 19, 2025
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Chimpkin 

Man Joe's chimpkins are good
Chimpkin by Joeis2sick November 15, 2020
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Chimpkin 

This is the act of throwing your arms in the air and swaying them to and fro, whilest screaming and shreaking like a chimp; during the act of anal penetration.

fyi:Intermittent ass slapping is common during this act.
I love commiting a chimpkin on my lady.
Chimpkin by glock17 - Rick April 26, 2006

clumpkin 

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin
Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.
clumpkin by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007

Clumpkin decker 

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet
Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker
Clumpkin decker by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010

crimpkin 

Similar to a crumpkin or blumpkin, a Crimpkin is the act of taking a shit while smoking crack while a girl gives you a hand job and rim job
Damn! That Crimpkin was way better than a blumpkin or Crimpkin
crimpkin by Pechanga G July 1, 2008

Clumpkin 

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.





"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."
Clumpkin by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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