Climpkin

When your are licking ya girl's clit while she's taking a poo poo.

"Yooo dude, the other night I was giving my girl a sick climpkin and she pushed out a huge diarrhea and got all over my chin!"

"Damn bro that's gross."

by Smuniper's Mom November 19, 2025

Chimpkin

The most delicious type of chicken

Man Joe's chimpkins are good

by Joeis2sick November 15, 2020

Chimpkin

This is the act of throwing your arms in the air and swaying them to and fro, whilest screaming and shreaking like a chimp; during the act of anal penetration.

fyi:Intermittent ass slapping is common during this act.

I love commiting a chimpkin on my lady.

by glock17 - Rick April 26, 2006

clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007

Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker

by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010

crimpkin

Similar to a crumpkin or blumpkin, a Crimpkin is the act of taking a shit while smoking crack while a girl gives you a hand job and rim job

Damn! That Crimpkin was way better than a blumpkin or Crimpkin

by Pechanga G July 1, 2008

Clumpkin

The act of giving a female cunnilingus whilst she defecates.

"I was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, I didn't even wanna come up for air!"

"My baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn."

"I had to spit out my gum when she said it was 'clumpkin time!'"

"Even though she farted when I was giving her a clumpkin, I ate that shit like pork-fried rice."

by Katie MacphArson January 17, 2009