clitsmas

An educative, sex positive market dedicated to the beautiful clitoris. Happening during Christmas season.

- Hey! Are you going to the clitsmas market?

- Yes! Couldn’t miss it!

- I wish you a merry clitsmas!

by Clitsmas November 21, 2021

clitmaster

master of the clit

I am such a clitmaster.

by Heat 3 July 24, 2003

clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.

Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.

by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003

How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.

Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017

Merry Clitmas

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.

Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!

by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020

clitsmack

Actual meaning~~To smack ones clit, Slang meaning~~A fun name to call your friends

What's up "clitsmack"?

by ~Malone~ April 9, 2008

Clitsmack

A Clitsmack is when a female smacks you with her clitoris.

Gerald...Gerald are you there...BOO oh my fucking god Gerald dont do that again or else I'll clitsmack you.

by Ray Jacob November 8, 2018