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clitmaster

I am such a clitmaster.
clitmaster by Heat 3 July 24, 2003

clitsmacker 

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.
Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.
clitsmacker by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003

How the Prince Stole Clitmas 

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.
Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.

Merry Clitmas 

A sexual position in which the man (or dyke) shits aggressively on a pecan swirl, generously lathering it. The woman then sticks it in her clitoris and sings Merry Clitmas until she cries. This is repeated until one person busts a creamy load.
Jon couldn’t bust so Merry Clitmas lasted until August!
Merry Clitmas by CranberryCretin September 17, 2020
Actual meaning~~To smack ones clit, Slang meaning~~A fun name to call your friends
What's up "clitsmack"?
clitsmack by ~Malone~ April 9, 2008
A Clitsmack is when a female smacks you with her clitoris.
Gerald...Gerald are you there...BOO oh my fucking god Gerald dont do that again or else I'll clitsmack you.
Clitsmack by Ray Jacob November 8, 2018