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A Clitsmack is when a female smacks you with her clitoris.
Gerald...Gerald are you there...BOO oh my fucking god Gerald dont do that again or else I'll clitsmack you.
Clitsmack by Ray Jacob November 8, 2018
Originally the act of smacking the cunt, but more oftenly used as an insult. Comparable to other insults like dumbfuck or dumbshit. Can also be used as a noun.
You are a cuntsmack. You're fucking dumber than a cuntsmack.
cuntsmack by kebabsallad February 1, 2014

clintstack 

When a man drops a deuce in a public shower (hockey dressing room),and ejaculates on top crating a Clintstack
"I walk into the shower, and to my surprise there was a Clintstack right in the middle"
clintstack by Coach July 23, 2014

clitsucker 

n. one who enjoys twirling their tongue around clits and, after that titillates his or her partner, placing their entire mouth around the genital area known as the clitoris and sucking as long as hard as a pleasurable erection; often results in woman jizz being spurted
Damn, dude! Did you hear what Alejandro did to Lauren last night? He is such a pro clitsucker.
clitsucker by Eamon Ryan April 16, 2009

cuntsmacker 

Originated by the Lahs, a cliquey couple of fine ladies, "cunt smacking", is to smack ones vagina.
"Betty, I'm a cuntsmacker. Let's have some fun!"
cuntsmacker by erinlah January 6, 2008

clitsmacker 

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.
Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.
clitsmacker by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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