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A Clitsmack is when a female smacks you with her clitoris.
Gerald...Gerald are you there...BOO oh my fucking god Gerald dont do that again or else I'll clitsmack you.
Clitsmack by Ray Jacob November 8, 2018
Originally the act of smacking the cunt, but more oftenly used as an insult. Comparable to other insults like dumbfuck or dumbshit. Can also be used as a noun.
You are a cuntsmack. You're fucking dumber than a cuntsmack.
cuntsmack by kebabsallad February 1, 2014

clintstack 

When a man drops a deuce in a public shower (hockey dressing room),and ejaculates on top crating a Clintstack
"I walk into the shower, and to my surprise there was a Clintstack right in the middle"
clintstack by Coach July 23, 2014

clitsucker 

n. one who enjoys twirling their tongue around clits and, after that titillates his or her partner, placing their entire mouth around the genital area known as the clitoris and sucking as long as hard as a pleasurable erection; often results in woman jizz being spurted
Damn, dude! Did you hear what Alejandro did to Lauren last night? He is such a pro clitsucker.
clitsucker by Eamon Ryan April 16, 2009

cuntsmacker 

Originated by the Lahs, a cliquey couple of fine ladies, "cunt smacking", is to smack ones vagina.
"Betty, I'm a cuntsmacker. Let's have some fun!"
cuntsmacker by erinlah January 6, 2008

clitsmacker 

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.
Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.
clitsmacker by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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