clitorate
clitorate by UberClitorate January 2, 2007
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Clitorate
Clitorate by CelticDaddy January 26, 2026
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clitorate • ill-clitorate • cliterate • clitorati • Clitoratti • Cliterately • cliterate master • clitopated • Clitorade • clitorage
ill-clitorate
- alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
- to be ill-clitorate means that a guy has no friggin' clue when it comes to the woman's clitoris. he doesn't know exactly where it is or what to do with it.
"I had to dump him! He was horrible in bed and completely ill-clitorate!"
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
"Pamela told me about your lack of experience in bed. So sorry, but I don't sleep with ill-clitorates."
ill-clitorate by droit84 January 31, 2007
clitorference
clitorference by kerriK December 18, 2010
clitoral lint
The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Hood Mites
See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
clitoral lint by Jordan P January 16, 2017
cliterate
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009
Clitoral Virtuoso
Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.
The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
Clitoral Virtuoso by tallcoolone August 12, 2009
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