clitatheist Share definition Flag Clitatheist: One who does not believe in the existence of the female clitoris. Guy 1: The clit is not real. It's a myth.Guy 2: What are you some kind of clitatheist? clitatheist by The Bullshit Flag July 6, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the clitatheist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch