cling ring 

the anus.
thus called because the anus is sticky under certain circumstances.
a naughty, nasty name for the bootyhole.

Girls and trannies always love it when I eat their cling ring (s)

cling ring by politic November 8, 2007

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong 

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

Clingingsmith

1. The act of latching on to your significant other in pure ecstasy, and not letting go.

2. Probably the worst last name EVER

Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!

Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?

Kyle: Totally!!

Clingingsmith by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010

clinging 

a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.

" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "

clinging by suckmyfingers69 January 31, 2009

clinging poo 

It's simply this. It is shit that does not come off your butt hole. You know how sometimes there is that little piece of shit that just wont come off well now there is a name for it. You have to just wiggle your ass a little to get it off or simply grap a piece of toilet paper and grab the poo and put it in the toilet (2 squares for best results.) If it does not come off then call a doctor ASAP.

Little tiny piece of shit like lets say the size of a golf ball that doesnt come off.

clinging poo by Ryan Moynihan May 20, 2005

Clinging Fuck 

This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!

Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!

Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!

Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!

Human: *commits suicide*

Clinging Fuck by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014

Clingpinging 

When you play ping-pong while tied to a eucalyptus tree with a koala bear nearby.

You know, I think after today I set the Clingpinging world record. What do you think, Bob?

Clingpinging by It’s Just A Bunch Of Applez May 29, 2018