Cling

A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.

Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.

"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"

Cling by Based Fiend July 25, 2022

Cling

An item (a ring or even a stud) that has been pierced through or aorund a woman's clitoris. Clit+Ring = Cling

"Dude, I went down on this chick last night only to dicsover that she has a cling. For whatever reason, I did not get anal last night. I'm confused."

Cling by joneil01 May 27, 2009

Cling

What working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. We know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, Barack O'Bama, AKA the Irish Jig, told us so.

That Irish Jig O'Bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. Actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.

I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.

Cling by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008

Cling

The shaft of the penis. (Noun)

variation : clang

Yo, I got this crazy itch on my cling!

Cling by John Thomas March 17, 2004

Cling-on

Similar to a dingle-berry, a crusty cling-on is a dried up piece of poo that gets caught up in an unkempt and unwashed hairy ass of a man. Or a woman that has a hairy ass, though that's more of a rarity.

Dude I used a whole roll of toilet paper after the dump I left in the can last night but still got crusty cling-ons hanging off my ring beard!

Cling-on by Llewelyn Dowd February 3, 2023

Cling man 

A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.

Jerry was such a cling man last night, he even came back to my house with the girl he just setted me up with.

Cling man by Your the doo doo to my butt January 21, 2019

Cling Clang 

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

Cling Clang by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018