clinchitis

also known in common tongue as "gameboy butt". this syndrome occurs when a shooting pain and pinching sensation arises in one's b-hole. this feeling is most described as "a sudden sensation of a gameboy being rammed in one's anal cavity."

:Hey mike you look a little uneasy there.
:Yeah man my bhole is on fire i think i got gameboy butt
:actually Mike the correct term is "clinchitis"

by cheddar jack bahama mama April 13, 2012

Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

Clickitis

1) Clicking repeatedly or habitually without reading the prompt.

2) Clicking or moving objects without paying full attention to what you are moving or where you are moving them.

Example of 1.
User - "I accidentally deleted an important file from the network drive."
Support - "Did you receive a warning prompt?"
User - "I did, but I clicked yes to it by mistake."

Example of 2.
The February email archive spontaneously moves into the January email archive. No one knows how it got there, must have been clickitis.

by TierHon March 14, 2009

clickitis

The habit of repeatedly and continually clicking on the "yes", "ok" or "accept" button while you wait for the painfully slow internet to register your decision and only stop once the page has loaded.

Dwayne's computer crashed due an overload which was due to his severe case of clickitis but also just because his name was Dwayne.

by DazedDingo June 21, 2006

Chonchitis

Venerial type affliction on one's penicular region caused by contact with an infected chonch or other pussey pussy.

Good news fella's! I hooked up with some hot chonch last night. Bad news fella's! I woke up with chonchitis. I had moist sores on my weiner.

by sofa king shocking September 1, 2010

Cincītis

Cincītis is the Latvian term for a small penis, but it is not used as an insult. It can just be used as a deminutive form for "penis" similar as "pipi".

"Don't play with me boy, give me your cincītis"

"Viņš vakardien ievicināja ar savu cincīti man pa aci."

by tavasmammasbf February 20, 2022

Chonchitis Maximosis

A characteristic some females have with their vaginas where they are extremely or unusually large and often discolored.

I dated this one girl from Marcos de Niza High school, man when she pulled down her chonies she had a severe case of Chonchitis Maximosis.

by Chinooks64 September 22, 2023