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Clickitis

1) Clicking repeatedly or habitually without reading the prompt.

2) Clicking or moving objects without paying full attention to what you are moving or where you are moving them.
Example of 1.
User - "I accidentally deleted an important file from the network drive."
Support - "Did you receive a warning prompt?"
User - "I did, but I clicked yes to it by mistake."

Example of 2.
The February email archive spontaneously moves into the January email archive. No one knows how it got there, must have been clickitis.
by TierHon March 14, 2009
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clickitis

The habit of repeatedly and continually clicking on the "yes", "ok" or "accept" button while you wait for the painfully slow internet to register your decision and only stop once the page has loaded.
Dwayne's computer crashed due an overload which was due to his severe case of clickitis but also just because his name was Dwayne.
by DazedDingo June 21, 2006
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Clicktivist

A person who's only form of offering opinion on controversial world matters is through the use of online surveys and petitions, yet lacks the fortitude, intelligence, or ambition get out from in front of the computer.
John says he's for the environment, but the clicktivist sits on his ass emailing his congressman all day.
by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007
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Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.
by Dom Theman October 25, 2012
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clickoris

Pointing stick residing on the keyboard which replaces the mouse and trackpad on many laptops, manufactured by IBM, Lenovo, Dell and HP, among others. Perhaps best known as the Thinkpad TrackPoint.
I think I'm a considerate lover. For example, when we browse porn, one finger's always on the clickoris, purely for my Thinkpad's pleasure.
by light_weight January 11, 2009
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clickity clank

a firm female ass, something you can toss your dice off of.
Damn, girl's rollin' with a nice clickity clank, something I can throw my mug up on.
by Nate's Noodle July 20, 2008
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clickity-clack

1. The act of playing dice, cee-lo or some other game. Usually against a piece of cardboard in the alley.

2. A phrase yelled out while shooting dice in hopes of a good roll.
1.Yo you down for a lil' clickty-clack in behind the liquor store later?

2. Clickty-clack, clickty-clack!! 4-5-6 nigga!!
by D. Spo June 21, 2004
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