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cliffnuts 

usually associated with the word cliffoconda (mr michael clifford's genital), cliffnuts is a word to describe any activity associated with the god himself, michael clifford. whether it be bad or good, this word can be used in any michael clifford situation.
"did you see michael clifford's selfie last night, janice?"
"oh wow, yes i did, holy cliffnuts!"

"have you seen the cliffoconda yet?"
"yes! his cliffnuts got me like DAMN"
cliffnuts by smileyboyluke August 26, 2014
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hit em with the cliffnotes

When two guys are having gay sex but one or both of them are not really into it so they don't put much effort into it.
Gay guy #1: Did you and Sebastian get it on last night?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, but I was tuckered out so I just hit em with the cliffnotes.

chuffnuts 

Origin: my ex, East London
Definition: The hair and sweat from your nether regions teamed up with the fluff from your underwear to create those little fluff hair balls that stick to your arse.
Singular: Chuffnut
Ex: Urgh, I've got chuffnuts.
Me: What the fuck are chuffnuts?

Ex: Look at the size of this chuffnut!
Me: *Disgusted* We have been going out for way too long.
chuffnuts by peachy3000 May 9, 2006

cliffnotes 

"I got the cliffnotes." noun. Used to brush people off during a potentially long-winded story or explanation of current events.
When someone is talking or telling you a story and you don't want to hear it, say "Thanks but I have the cliffnotes," to shut them up. This works in many ways, like if someone asks if you've seen a movie, etc., you can say you have the cliffnotes (to the movie). You can experiment and enjoy pissing people off.
cliffnotes by mike viviano June 13, 2007

clitnuts 

A compound word taken from both the male and famale genitals. Used to insult one who you may perceive as just plain stupid.
"Bring on your sad game, Clitnuts!"
clitnuts by Jon Harris August 22, 2004

hit em with the cliffnotes

when ya boy needs to get caught up to speed but he ain't got time for that, so you hit em with the cliffnotes.
"I was running late to a meeting and I finally saw my homeboyz so I hit em with the cliffnotes of what I did over the weekend"