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the house where everybody goes after the dance(homecoming, prom, etc.) to fuck. there are no parents or legal gaurdians so that drinking, drug abuse, and permiscuous sex can occur without interuption. drunken behavior and all around slutyness are encouraged.

"hey guys, lets go to Yegor's house and use it as a fuck-house!"

"We need to find a fuck-house so that we can fuck these sluts, dude."

fuck-house by bitchtitsman January 18, 2009

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Fuck-house

An entertainment establishment, usually found in Poland. A cross between a strip-club and a brothel.

Polish Taxi: Okay, where do you want to go?
Jason: A strip-club, please.
Polish Taxi: Strip-club? What is strip-club?
Jason: You know, a strip-club - girls dancing, taking their clothes off...
Polish Taxi: Ahh! You mean FUCK-HOUSE.
Jason: Uhh, no, not a fuck-house.
Polish Taxi: Yessss, you mean fuck-house, I take you to goooooood fuck-house.
Ben: Bear.

Fuck-house by Alan Quartermain June 2, 2004

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fuck-house

noun, a brothel

This noun refers to a house of prostitution.

The son of a bitch put his own daughters in a fuck-house.

fuck-house by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

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fuck house

playing poker with wild cards and purposely making a full house one number higher than another player with a full house

I lost 20 dollars because of a fuck house.

fuck house by Cupa jo July 19, 2009

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aligator fuck house

when having sex one of the participants bites the neck of the other whilst having an orgasm. the person biting then locks their jaw onto the neck of their partner, like an aligator.

jack aligator fuck housed louise so hard he nearly ripped off her head.

aligator fuck house by fingerme August 25, 2009

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Alligator fuck house

Three or more individuals involved in sex acts in water of at least ankle depth.

"We were in the hot tub and things got crazy and the whole place turned into a goddam ALLIGATOR FUCK HOUSE"

Alligator fuck house by Eddies April 26, 2006

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the 619 fuck house

when you get a bunch a girls ecstasyd up and fuck each and every1 of them
this was first done in san diego

damn!!! i gave all the girls the 619 fuck house at that party last night!!!

the 619 fuck house by call619 991 0974ItHotGirlAtSkl April 11, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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