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clesmond by notafemboylover January 22, 2024

Chesmond

The kid who eats your Legos during playtime.

Stop being a Chesmond

Chesmond by Chesmond1 July 28, 2020

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clemond

Shorts/pants that are worn too low and only the top of the butt crack is showing; such as the clevage from breasts.

Did you see her pants? yea, you can totally see her clemond!
Did you see that tattoo above her clemond?

clemond by Jason J Blair February 5, 2008

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clemond

a clumsy person or a clumsy manuever.... also can be called clemondess

"Dru's clemondess ass dropped a bottle of wine!"

clemond by Alissa and Dru February 3, 2008

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cleamond

When a females vagina is too swollen that the blood stops flowing to it and it turns grey.

Man she's been sexed so much she has a cleamond

cleamond by Viasd1290 December 27, 2013

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maddog clemonds

goes for older guys and is a part of the #juulsquad. very funny

maddog clemonds ur dumbbbb

maddog clemonds by swagmoneybitchass February 15, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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