clericide

The act of killing a cleric.

In order to gain access to the Mad God’s temple, I’m going to commit mass clericide.

That priest changes his mind one more time on the communion hymns, I’m going to be clericidal.

by Notejuste October 7, 2018

Celebricide

The untimely death of a 'Celebrity' be it either be by suicide or Homicide.

Was it suicide or was it murder? Celebricide, the all encompassing 'early death' misfortune.

by Jack Bonus February 4, 2008

cellicide

When you accidentally drop your cell phone in the toilet or sink, thereby causing its demise.

Why haven't you been answering your phone, dude?

Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.

by markvw59 March 27, 2010

Clonicide

The wanton killing of one's own clone.
To kill one's own clone for reasons other than organ-harvesting.

Jerry killed his clone in cold-blood and was charged with clonicide.

by TAMtastic November 23, 2009

coercidence

An intentional and planned action, disguised to appear as a coincidence, used to influence or force a certain outcome from others.

Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.

Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night. Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"

by sardan1972 April 24, 2015

clergicide

1. act of murdering clergymen of any religion when you realize that you have been manipulated and exploited in the name of god and spirituality
2. someone who murders a clergyman

Nowadays, clergicide is a form of protest against religious dictatorship in Iran.

by Sarkar October 18, 2018

Chewicide

When you take that last bite and then realize you're so full that swallowing it, could very well kill you!

chewicide food swallow bite

by abelbodiedperson October 25, 2009