Definitions by Notejuste

duncethicket 

A person or group of people whose actions indicate sufficient lack of planning, forethought, insight, aptitude, competence, or even just raw brain capacity. Clumped together the individual offences become indistinguishable, and the whole is referred to as a Duncethicket.

Like a clusterfuck, but lacking the disastrous consequences. Duncethickets are passive and quite immovable.

I tried Customer Services again. The entire team is one big duncethicket.

duncethicket by Notejuste December 19, 2022

Morganbait

A form of marketing or promotion. The aim is to enrage TV presenter Piers Morgan sufficiently for him to highlight the offending item to his extensive social media and television audience, inadvertently creating vast quantities of effectively free promotion.

The Greggs vegan sausage roll is a classic Morganbait.

Morganbait by Notejuste March 19, 2019

clericide 

The act of killing a cleric.

In order to gain access to the Mad God’s temple, I’m going to commit mass clericide.

That priest changes his mind one more time on the communion hymns, I’m going to be clericidal.

clericide by Notejuste October 7, 2018