cellicide

When you accidentally drop your cell phone in the toilet or sink, thereby causing its demise.

Why haven't you been answering your phone, dude?

Sorry, my phone's dead. It was cellicide. Dropped it in the toilet this morning.

by markvw59 March 27, 2010

calligidentations

marks you get on your forehead when you fall asleep at the keyboard

Mojo was always waking up with calligidentations

by mojo2 June 18, 2007

Cellicidal

The feeling or action you take when your cell phone is not working for any reason.

If this phone drops one more call, I'm going to go cellicidal

by havocsback25 April 8, 2010

Cellocide

The death of a cell.

A cell received a signal that told it to commit cellocide.

by Peppa May 30, 2018

clericide

The act of killing a cleric.

In order to gain access to the Mad God’s temple, I’m going to commit mass clericide.

That priest changes his mind one more time on the communion hymns, I’m going to be clericidal.

by Notejuste October 7, 2018

Cellucide

When your phone decides to commit suicide

My phone decided it didn’t want to ride on the rollercoaster yesterday so it committed cellucide

by Btransitional92 May 12, 2022

cellsliders

cell slider, a man in prison who likes to have anal sex with men from other cells.

*also a juvenile club for pretentious girls from Newport beach who think their hot shit and are completely out of touch with reality.

Jerry is a cellslider, he's a triple C slut! (California Correctional Center)
or
Rachael & Britney are part of the cellsliders, they go to parties at the Hurley warehouse and act aloof and artsy introducing themselves with hipster pseudonyms like Baine or Renton.

by ih8hipsterzzz October 21, 2010