ookie cookie

step 1) place cookie on table
step 2) gather bored guys (preferably frat members)
step 3) get them to stroke it, last one to cum, eats the spooged cookie

see also circle jerk

Hey frat brothers, lets play ookie cookie to bond!

by Getz December 23, 2003

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

rollerpig

A really fat girl.

Eww... look out, here comes rollerpig.

by Getz December 23, 2003

Chippos

Delightful moniker for Pepperidge Farm Party Mix served at TGI Fridays Bar. The name hence given to our monday night football crew at Fridays because our excessive indulgence in the salty snack.

Yo Tom, can we get some Chippos?

by Getz December 23, 2003

meatwave

An abundance of men in any given location. See also sausage fest, sausage party

When we got to the bar, there was a pretty even guy/girl ratio, but all of a sudden a meatwave hit and guys outnumbered girls 3 to 1.

by Getz May 03, 2004

FEED

Random drunk text message achieved when a phone, equiped with predictive typing, has the number 3 key pushed 4 times in succession.

Press: 3-3-3-3 = FEED

by Getz July 19, 2004

dubcap

Shiny plastic wheel cover/ hubcap sold at k-mart, pep boys etc. Put on cars to attempt to show your car isnt as big of a peice of sh*t as it seems.

He slapped some wicked dubcaps on his 87 Civic, and by wicked i mean really really gay.

by Getz December 23, 2003