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cleftil by SteeluDanAja March 1, 2023
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Cleftal Horizon 

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.
Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

clefticle 

Combination of the words cleft and testicle(s). Used to describe Peter Griffin's chin or one similar in size and shape to his.
Colin: Dude, is that a nutsack on his chin!?
Mario: No, those are his clefticles.

Steve: When I gave him an uppercut to his clefticles, it felt like I gave him a straight shot to the boys.
clefticle by Mario L & Colin O September 3, 2008

Cleftism 

(pronoun) A theoretical movement that combines facets of the left with vintage pictures of Californian weather girls cleavage
Hell, last night's of prime time Cleftism made a huge dent in my man sized tissues.
Cleftism by Portable Chaoz November 16, 2016

cleftal horizon 

The transition area between gluteal cleft and buttock. An area that is not definitively crack or cheek.
A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.
cleftal horizon by ITMoss January 20, 2011

cleotilde 

She is the wonderfull mom she cares for is Emelin Christopher Ashley and britni
Cleotilde has a nice heart
cleotilde by Tu chichirin March 5, 2018

cleftology 

the study of cleftness
what's your thesis on sam jacobs?
its on cleftology richard.
cleftology by clarkee December 9, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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