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GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?

CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)

GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}
cleastwood by Marty Robbins January 1, 2007

cleartoothpaste

a lovely roblox tiktoker! they never miss and she’s very unproblematic! :D
Person 1: “Do you follow cleartoothpaste on TikTok?”

Person 2: “No, who’s that?”

Person 1: “A great TikToker! You should follow her!”

The Cheatwood Erection 

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.
How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
The Cheatwood Erection by Tent Condom September 25, 2008
A slang term for vagina, also a cove in northwest Oregon.
I'd stick that in your cleetwood.
cleetwood by chief. December 1, 2004
Dumbest last name of anyone in America
What kind of name is Cheatwood?
Cheatwood by Becool March 31, 2015
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026