GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?
CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)
GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}
The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'