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GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?

CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)

GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}
cleastwood by Marty Robbins January 1, 2007

cleartoothpaste

a lovely roblox tiktoker! they never miss and she’s very unproblematic! :D
Person 1: “Do you follow cleartoothpaste on TikTok?”

Person 2: “No, who’s that?”

Person 1: “A great TikToker! You should follow her!”

The Cheatwood Erection 

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.
How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.
The Cheatwood Erection by Tent Condom September 25, 2008
A slang term for vagina, also a cove in northwest Oregon.
I'd stick that in your cleetwood.
cleetwood by chief. December 1, 2004
Dumbest last name of anyone in America
What kind of name is Cheatwood?
Cheatwood by Becool March 31, 2015

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026