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clendon
Clendon is a very determined person who loves fullfilling & accomplishing task & goals. He loves the thrill of life & has the mentality to get anything & matter of fact EVERYTHING done. He strongly stIcks to what he believes in & never lets anyone overpower him. He hates negative thoughts & people that can steer him away from his dreams. Thats the last thing he ever wants happening. He cares a lot for people but only if you have just as much love in your heart for him. Clendon is the best lover & every girl would be secretly dying to be his girlfriend. If your a Clendon your the best out there man!
"I just met a Clendon today, he was the coolest guy I've ever spoken too. We need more people in the world like him."
clendon by diamondmiller May 8, 2014
Cleamon
Cleavon
A very calm lad. Likes spending time with friends more than family. Is very good at video games. He is passionate loving and caring. A cleavon is often associated with love and is never afraid to show his feelings. He can be sensitive but is an all round likeable person
Look at him he is definitely a cleavon
Cleavon by Gang starter gun July 24, 2019
Don Clendon
When two people connect a tube between their assholes, and proceed to shit back and forth. The name is probably a reference to passing a cigar around.
Don Clendon by Ivana Kakenmee October 23, 2008
celadon
A type of Far Eastern pottery and the color associated with it. Popular among people too snooty to say ''pale sea green''. If anyone says ''celadon'', they definitely read far too much.
Cleavon
Cleavon by Yao the babe December 1, 2016
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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