clckn

The very best gamer and a very tall boi :3

Omg is that clckn! COOL! I want to be his friend :3

clckn by NanoqNanook March 2, 2021

cocknection 

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage

Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection

cocknection by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017

Cocknoculars 

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and most women, including those who would normally be deemed unattractive start to look beautiful.

After Turcs and the Coach had a few beers they grabbed a seat at the bar and put on their Cocknoculars.

Cocknoculars by TheCoachsJunk September 6, 2014

cocknose 

to Eskimo kiss a dick

dude 1: "Hey man how was your date with Tucker last night?"
dude 2: "We made it to the next level... He totally cocknosed me in the bathroom at Starbucks!"

cocknose by hans zolo October 11, 2013

Cucknugget 

A cuck is a man whose wife sleeps with other men.
A nugget is a man who has no limbs.

A cucknugget is a man whose wife sleeps with other men, and cannot physically stop her from doing so because he has no arms or legs.

The cucknugget shed a single tear, his limbless torso propped up against the sofa, forced to watch his wife being passionately pounded by the strapping young man.

Cucknugget by Lokaris May 30, 2016

cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

cocknitive 

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013