cocknana

1. When you get up in the middle of the night to eat a bannana but instead find yourself face to face with a penis

Girl: Hey how was your night?
Boy: It was good until I got up for a midnight snack and found myself in cocknana.

by Mildred Beeverhausen June 15, 2009

Cocknana

When a penis is inserted in to a partially cut banana peel (hence, surrounding the penis), with the male usually sending a picture of it to another party.

Wow! BJ sent me an awesome cocknana pic and now I want to do the cocknana split with him!

by DJ, Chee Sed November 7, 2021

Cocknana

Noun.

When a penis is inserted into a partially cut banana peel (hence, surrounding the penis), with the male usually sending a picture of it to another party.

Wow! BJ sent me an awesome cocknana pic and now I want to do the cocknana split with him!

by DJ, Chee Sed November 12, 2021

Cocknana Split

Sex while simultaneously standing on your head, thrusting, and doing the splits. Usually the beneficial aftermath of sending a photo of a cocknana.

Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.

by DJ, Chee Sed November 7, 2021

cockanator

1. a male who destroys other male cocks.
2. a male who is extremely good looking; hence, destroying the competition of other male cocks.

He's such a cockanator.

by define it now January 19, 2009

Cockanathan

A slang word for blundering fool, or muddle-headed person, commonly used in Singapore, especially in the army. Similar in meaning with pillock.

Commander to men when outfield: Which cockanathan shat under the tree without first digging a hole to shit in? Own up or I'll make you all prone 10cm away from it for 5 minutes!

or

Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.

by Sheenanigans July 14, 2011

cockiana weasel

Nigga who eats anything that looks like crack, cockaine

Tell that cockiana weasel to stop eating my baking soda, god damn bitch!

by Matt K. May 26, 2003