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clayton kershaw
Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
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Claymonster • claymon • Claymonski • claymont • clay monkey • Clayton's • claymore • Clayton, NC • clayson • clarmond
Claymonster
Proper Noun, masculine and feminine. Plural: Claymonsters. Modernized version of "Claymonter," or one who hails from the community of Claymont, Delaware.
Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.
Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.
As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Anyone currently, or formerly domiciled within the unincorporated special district of Claymont, Delaware (at the most north-eastern border, along the bank of the Delaware River), a peaceful community of law-abiding, play hard/work hard, non-shit taking citizens, who will bounce you with a quickness if you think you are coming to Claymont to cause grief.
Specifically excludes any upright, tax-paying citizens voluntarily electing to retain the label of "Claymonter" as a conservative, uptight preference for status quo. All Claymonsters are Claymonters by birth or naturalization. Any Claymonter can become a Claymonster by legendary feat or accomplishment.
As contributed by David L.* on Facebook, "the term 'Claymonster' was started by a gentleman of the name Bobby C. name withheld until permitted. It came to be after being in George's bar Darley Road Tavern for several hours. …”. Claymonster also applies to the original tattoo design by Bobby C., not to be confused with other sad poser tats being drawn by losers.
Bobby C. is the talented artist who designed the "original" Claymonster tattoo and he has the balls to get medieval on a poser wanna-be.
My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.
Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.
Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.
The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
My neighbor has a Claymonster tattoo! Teresa R.* contribution on Facebook.
Hey, when did we start being called "Claymonsters!!!" ... I'm not a Claymonster ... that's stupid and I don't like it.
Claymonsters from the Hill outclass all other Claymonsters for bravery, wit, and ass-kicking side-splitting mischief-making.
The only weapons a Claymonster ever needs is his/her wits, his/her mouth, and his/her balls.
Claymonster by Outlaw Josie April 30, 2013
adam clayton
One of the coolest characters ever to grace a stage. While not flashy or "quick", Adam is the most rock solid bass player this music fan has ever heard. God bless U2.
adam clayton by PatsR September 2, 2008
Claymore Roomba
Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights
RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights
RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA
Claymore Roomba by LForLamo November 20, 2020
Clayton Bigsby
A blind person that hates his own race of people.
He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
Clayton Bigsby by Deathgrind > you September 23, 2007
Clayton
Clayton's often don't realize how amazing they are on the inside and can bring out the best in others. They protect and charish their friends and family until the very end. Clayton's are unique and one of a kind so it's unlikely to find anyone else like him. Clayton's are great listeners but often have the reputation to be rude and make snarky remarks. Try to stay on a Clayton's good side because they often hold grudges and have trust issues and time is the only thing to make things right between him. If you find a Clayton hold on tight and don't let go.
Clayton by Anonymous.em July 14, 2018
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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