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Clayton's 

Adj. A substitute, an ersatz version; which is possibly inferior, or lacking some characteristics of the original.

Origin: from an advertising campaign of a non-alcoholic drink marketted in Australia and New Zealand as a substitute for whisky. "The drink you have when you're not having a drink". It was foul-tasting by all accounts.
"Oh, Peter? He's my Clayton's Boyfriend (laughter)"

(A male friend a woman might go out with and even be thought by observers to be in a couple with, yet not one with whom she is having a relationship. "The boyfriend you have when you aren't having a boyfriend")

"You worked 60 hours last week and then moderate the forum in your spare time? How do you do it?"
"It's my Clayton's life. The life you have when you're not having a life."
Clayton's by Jimmy from Oz September 5, 2005
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Clayton Smith 

Clayton Smiths are super fly. They have dance crews. They like moccasins and wii and french horns and chick-fil-a and oreos and partying all night long and rapping.
Who's that cool cat over there? Oh, thats a Clayton Smith.

clayton scrambled egg special 

When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before
My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!

clayton storm 

The most wonderful person in the world. He is so sweet and so caring and loving. He always manages to take care of other people for himself. He will never tell you no and never push you away.
“I know Clayton storm he is such a good guy.”

Clayton spitter 

This where a woman lets a guy cum in her mouth, then without the males knowledge, doesnt swallow instead spitting the residue into his mouth.
Typically done as a revenge tactic.
I was with this guy and he cheated on me so i gave him a Clayton Spitter and told him to get lost.
Clayton spitter by Peachy_leigh August 5, 2007

Clayton Sartor

Hot Rod. Enough said.
Clayton Sartor totally digs cars. Hence, the nickname Hot Rod!
Clayton Sartor by awkwardbunnyrabbits September 1, 2011

Clayton Stone 

A guy with a little Penis, who likes to be on top when he takes it up the butt!
Clayton Stone by Lineman_20 February 4, 2020
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