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Clawgasm 

The horrible sensation that a woman experiences when her sexual partner has long, dirty finger nails.
He didn't clean his teeth or shower, but the worst part came when he gave me a clawgasm
Clawgasm by Little Gaz January 21, 2011
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Claygamer2003

A honor guard main that plays Fortnite. Also a funny Twitter man that has good reputation.
Also known as "Clay". He is also known for drama with the user "Jinnx259"
Twitter user: hey! It's Claygamer2003!
Claygamer2003 by Claysimp October 6, 2020

craygasm 

When you get an orgasm/excited over something that isn't really special

Fx.

You're an Italian, you get spaghetti and meatballs every second day.
And mom screams "The spaghetti is ready" and you get a craygasm.
Because you've gotten so much spaghetti is isn't special.
"Yo dude, I just got a craygasm there"
"But hey man, it isn't very special"
craygasm by SlavGopnikXD June 7, 2017

Claygamazey 

(silent clay, silent y) (Summoning ritual)

When you walk into a beach hut, and there are three twinks, and they are all slathered in sour cream and onion dip, and they all in unison scream your aunt's names and then your aunt appears and rubs her pringles (she must have pringles) up and down the twinks and then takes a bite, before pressing the twins between her tits and crushing them alive.
Freddie: Oh I'm so bored right now...
Caity: We haven't done a Claygamazey in a while you know!
Freddie: True that, call your twinks and tell them to remember the key to the beach hut.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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