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Clawgasm 

The horrible sensation that a woman experiences when her sexual partner has long, dirty finger nails.
He didn't clean his teeth or shower, but the worst part came when he gave me a clawgasm
Clawgasm by Little Gaz January 21, 2011
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Claygamer2003

A honor guard main that plays Fortnite. Also a funny Twitter man that has good reputation.
Also known as "Clay". He is also known for drama with the user "Jinnx259"
Twitter user: hey! It's Claygamer2003!
Claygamer2003 by Claysimp October 6, 2020

craygasm 

When you get an orgasm/excited over something that isn't really special

Fx.

You're an Italian, you get spaghetti and meatballs every second day.
And mom screams "The spaghetti is ready" and you get a craygasm.
Because you've gotten so much spaghetti is isn't special.
"Yo dude, I just got a craygasm there"
"But hey man, it isn't very special"
craygasm by SlavGopnikXD June 7, 2017

Claygamazey 

(silent clay, silent y) (Summoning ritual)

When you walk into a beach hut, and there are three twinks, and they are all slathered in sour cream and onion dip, and they all in unison scream your aunt's names and then your aunt appears and rubs her pringles (she must have pringles) up and down the twinks and then takes a bite, before pressing the twins between her tits and crushing them alive.
Freddie: Oh I'm so bored right now...
Caity: We haven't done a Claygamazey in a while you know!
Freddie: True that, call your twinks and tell them to remember the key to the beach hut.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019