clayed
Dude 1: Man, what happened? I turned around and you were gone.
Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
Dude 2: Son, I locked up. It was so hot, I got clayed.
clayed by DRC Training September 21, 2014
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Clayed
A failure during an average to high pressured social situation involving the opposite gender (or professsional setting) that causes a complete loss of bodily control due to an instant regret and insecurity, i.e erectile dysfunction.
"Oh my God, last night this hot, rich, naked girl asked me to have sex but I just couldn't. I was nervous. I clayed."
Clayed by ClevelandSad January 6, 2017
Related Words
clayed • clayed-up • Cassius Clayed • Wet clayed • Clayden • clawed • clayez • cayedelen • clamed • ClaMedia
clayed-up
To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.
clayed-up by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010
Cassius Clayed
To deliver a beat down (physically or verbally) to another (sorry) person in a way that makes the defeated party unable to walk with their chin up and chest out. Basically an ownage/pwn
Definition derived from the beat down that Cassius Clay (formerly known as Muhammad Ali) gave the now infamous Sonny Liston.
Definition derived from the beat down that Cassius Clay (formerly known as Muhammad Ali) gave the now infamous Sonny Liston.
James: Dude don't make me come over an Cassius Clay you man!
John: Why don't you try it?
<James goes over to John and gives him a whooping>
Sean: John you just got Cassius Clayed fool!!
John: Why don't you try it?
<James goes over to John and gives him a whooping>
Sean: John you just got Cassius Clayed fool!!
Cassius Clayed by Lynxx May 12, 2009
Wet clayed
When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.
Wet clayed by Ripinthechat December 1, 2018
Clayer
Clayer by MalteaserLove August 18, 2009
Bear-clawed
The act of pushing through a difficult task with a forced burst of frenzied energy. An old southern U.S. hillbilly term that spread into certain urban areas with the influx of dying farm communities.
"I don't know what's going on. They got themselves bear-clawed"
"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
Bear-clawed by Merkin Wrangler January 9, 2019
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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