clavida

Awakened Melanin Goddess possessing extraordinary wisdom, grace, and beauty. Afrocentric enlightened being. Drawing power from ancestral energy. A diety personified by humility, compassion, fairness, forgiveness, and equality.

Channeling your inner Clavida will bring peace within.

clavida by Clavida December 20, 2016

clavicaphobia 

The fear of anything touching one’s collar bones.

Chuck Norris is said to only wince at someone utilizing his clavicaphobia against him. His immediate reflex is a Texas Ranger roundhouse of course.

clavicaphobia by Wooly Mammoth February 13, 2021

clavical 

The wrong way to spell clavicle.

"omg clavical bonez are sexci"
"Get a dictionary, fucktard."

clavical by Lik November 24, 2006

claida 

The greatest friend you will ever have. A very loyal honest and sweet . Its hard to admit she's the only friend you'll trust. When your in the need to help she will be there with you no matter what. she laughs a lot I should know

What you messed with claida what the hell is wrong with you

claida by Hi claida May 11, 2018

Clamidaherpasyphilis 

The combination of clamidia, herpes, and syphilis....not good.

Dat bitch has clamidaherpasyphilis!...use two condoms hehe.

Clamidaherpasyphilis by resvordog September 23, 2009

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids 

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

clavical 

The medical name for your collarbone

Ah fucker i think you broke my clavical

clavical by Fournication January 19, 2005