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when you texting with home girl back and forth then she disappears on yo ass
"so is she gonna pick that up from the store?"

"dunno. got clare'd"
clare'd by teejaywhy November 4, 2016
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Emma Clare'd 

To urinate on someones hand instead of the old fashioned handshake.
1. Oh my god, did you hear that Tanya Emma Clare'd this dude she met in a bar last Saturday?

2. Hey, I just got Emma Clare'd at a business meeting!
Emma Clare'd by pedonym August 8, 2012

Claire'd 

When a girl doesn't respond to your message for two or more weeks, and just as you are on the cusp of forgetting she exists, she messages you out of the blue.
guy1: Dude, I finally got a message back from Michelle, it's been 3 weeks!
guy2: You totally just got Claire'd, dawg.
Claire'd by darealmvp1994 October 1, 2016
When a contestant on a reality show does really well one week, but gets voted out the following week.

Derived from the show America's Next Top Model, when a contestant named "Clark" recieved a first place call out one week, but was eliminated the following week.
Jaclyn was doing really well in the competition, but the she got clark'd.
Clark'd by Raydoo May 5, 2011
When one performs a sexual action and it is not reciprocated.
I totally got Clark'd last night. You've just been Clark'd.
A smart artsy girl who can be found rock climbing and playing the piano. She is down to earth and quite good looking. She is a good and trustworthy friend.
"With all those girls like Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian out there,I am glad there are still some Clara Ds around"
Clara D by smf399 February 16, 2013

Emma Jeanette Clare Dyer Harmon 

Lmao if anyone finds this (Emma Jeanette Clare Dyer Harmon)
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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