A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.
"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"
speaker two-"who's lorem?"
speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"
speaker two-"who's lorem?"
speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"
by breimear April 14, 2010
Get the Clared mug.Can be awkward at first glance but if you make an effort to get to know her she will most likely surprise you. She is gorgeous, smart, funny, multi talented, kind, generous, supportive, strong (mentally and physically), usually pretty chill, athletic.. Clare might come of as dumb, odd, etc but its usually because she doesn't do well under pressure and is not a show off. Clare is a ambivert.. it can be hard for her to open up and express her true self so if she does you are very lucky and I would try not to hurt her feelings because if you do she will most likely have a hard time opening up to you again.. she will only open up to those who have proven themselves worthy and open up to her first. She is often hurt because of her caring nature and her want to please everyone. Clare is the type of person who would risk her life to save a stranger. . Clare will not hesitate to stand up for her anyone being bullied. She has a hard time when it comes to love though she has multiple guys and girls in love with her.. this can be stressful for her because she doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.. if she LIKES someone she will do everything she can to make them happy but if someone else likes the same person she will most likely back off not wanting to get in the way. She endures a lot alone and usually will not talk about what is bothering her in order not to upset anyone. She tries to be as optimistic as possible though it can be hard sometimes.
If you have a Clare never let her go..
like I mentioned Clare has many talents but her strongest is probably her singing she has the voice of an ANGEL.
like I mentioned Clare has many talents but her strongest is probably her singing she has the voice of an ANGEL.
by rwwwtsjmjksfjbsrjkngrktsgntrsk May 21, 2021
Get the Clare mug.The most talented, beautiful, funniest, caring girls you'll meet. Knows how to treat her guy and to make you feel amazing. Wont give you up, or let you down. A lot like Rick Astley, but in girl form.
by aflood June 14, 2011
Get the Claren mug.A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.
R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011
Get the Clarence Clemons mug.Clare (not Claire) is a smart, kind, and beautiful girl. She will not only love you, she will also be your best friend. She is a little bit shy, but if you get to know her, she will be one of the funniest people you have ever met. Don’t be too bold or brash with her. If you want her to love you, get her to be your friend first.
by Sushi in your face October 21, 2018
Get the Clare mug.-Came from a french word. People with this name have a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and to share their own strongly held views on spiritual matters.
-A name for the nicest, sexiest, best girl you'll ever get to meet.
-Has a great personality and can make you smile everyday. Once you get to meet this girl, you will never want to let her go.
-A name for the nicest, sexiest, best girl you'll ever get to meet.
-Has a great personality and can make you smile everyday. Once you get to meet this girl, you will never want to let her go.
Guy: Hey! is your name Clarette?
Girl: Yes, how did you know?
Guy: Because whenever i see you, you make my heart smile.
Girl: Yes, how did you know?
Guy: Because whenever i see you, you make my heart smile.
by lilydictionary August 19, 2013
Get the Clarette mug.When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
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