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bavarian creamsickle 

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.
Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!

clamlicker

A lesbian. Made famous by prank call victim Richard Bergis.
DJs: The new school is funded by Ellen DeGeneres, the lesbian comic, and it's gonna be the first gay/lesbian/transgendered school!

RICHARD BERGIS: Why do I want my kids going to a fuckin clamlicker school?

clamlicker

A woman who likes to indulge in the deeply arousing act of fellatio with another woman.
I tried to get her to give me a blow job, but the cock-teasing bitch was nothing but a clamlicker!

or

That clamlicker has licked so many clams, her mouth smells like a goddamn fishmonger.
clamlicker by Phobophile March 17, 2005

crapsickles 

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.
oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!
crapsickles by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008
One who is better than a cumslut in societies eyes, but is much more addicted to cum.
That girl Daria is Swazz's cumsickle
cumsickle by ilikeweener February 26, 2012

holy crapsickle 

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.
employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!
holy crapsickle by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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