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clamsickle

After performing fellatio then stepping outside in the frigid temperatures the vaginal secretions freeze on your face forming clam sickles
What flavor is your clamsickle?
clamsickle by DR.DICTER March 17, 2017
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bavarian creamsickle 

A sexual act where the guy sucks the girls tits for milk. Then he rubs the milk all over his dick. The girl proceeds to give the guy a blowjob.
Daniel: i heard that jared got a bavarian creamsickle last night at the party.
Duncan: Lucky son of a bitch!!

clamlicker

A lesbian. Made famous by prank call victim Richard Bergis.
DJs: The new school is funded by Ellen DeGeneres, the lesbian comic, and it's gonna be the first gay/lesbian/transgendered school!

RICHARD BERGIS: Why do I want my kids going to a fuckin clamlicker school?

clamlicker

A woman who likes to indulge in the deeply arousing act of fellatio with another woman.
I tried to get her to give me a blow job, but the cock-teasing bitch was nothing but a clamlicker!

or

That clamlicker has licked so many clams, her mouth smells like a goddamn fishmonger.
clamlicker by Phobophile March 17, 2005

crapsickles 

taking a crap out in the cold, pouring ice on it, and watching it form a "crapsickle". this term is used by very cool people to show their dislike at something.
oh crapsickles! ali's dog diamond wet the bed!
crapsickles by Pumkinpie June 22, 2008
One who is better than a cumslut in societies eyes, but is much more addicted to cum.
That girl Daria is Swazz's cumsickle
cumsickle by ilikeweener February 26, 2012

holy crapsickle 

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.
employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!
holy crapsickle by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009
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