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Claffing 

The act of crying and laughing at the same time, aka Dan and Nicole
I was sitting at the bar and a friend told me a funny joke and I started "claffing" for about twenty min.
Claffing by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013
When you hear about something fake you’re cloffen; dead; shaking my head; crying; weak
All the rumors in school today got me cloffen.
Cloffen by LA88 September 26, 2017

Claffanator 

A peron in whis most generaly find to be obscure or odd. Yet you come to hiis person in times of need / or seek wisdom or knowlage. This perons will be very energitic and at random come up with our of the ordanry sayings or phrases; such as "Dont give them an inch!!!" & "Shove it down their throats!" & "Take them to the slaughter, boys!" of of which are from thee orginal Claffanator. thsi person is a problem solver with out side teh box approches.
the orginal CLaffanator
Claffanator by Claffanator April 27, 2009

Caffenaddict 

A person who is so extremely addicted to the caffeine found in coffee, that they experience physical withdrawal if they do not receive it at regular increments throughout the day.
"You know your a Caffenaddict when you get a headache by 9am if you don't get your "fix."'
Caffenaddict by NJ3 October 1, 2010

cliffender 

What lazy people call a cliffhanger ending. Also said by people who get their words mixed up sometimes.

Derived from combining cliffhanger and ending together.
That book had such a cliffender, I'm getting the next book in the series as soon as possible.
cliffender by Arinira March 9, 2010

Caffenol 

Photo film that is developed with Coffee, Vitamin C and other things found in kitchens.
"I just DIY developed my film us a Caffenol recipe."
Caffenol by mmmarshall12 April 1, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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