clackus

Kind of the village idiot type...moron,fool,jackass. Anyone who doesnt have a clue and continually gets beat down or laughed at just for being himself.

also can be used as an expression of frustration: You whack your thumb with a hammer ..."ahhh Clackus !! "

What the hell were you thinkin?? dont be such a Clackus !

tom : Did you see that Clackus over there with the velcro sneakers??

mike : yea ! nobody wears those anymore...what a Clackus !

clackus by bullhillbilly February 18, 2010

Clarkus 

A raging alcoholic who always has a Coors in one hand and a beer bong in the other. Can allegedly kill a 24 under an hour. Allegedly.

Dude that’s your third beer in two minutes, slow down. You look like a Clarkus.

Clarkus by AnonymousAndy444 July 26, 2018

crackus 

Scientific name (species) following the scientific name (genus) of something that gets you high like crack.

Skydiving: Jumpus crackus
Shopping: Spendus crackus
Racing: Nascarus crackus
Dogs: Canis crackus

crackus by K9K9K9 April 1, 2010

Crackus-Murr 

A very mythical sea monster that is unknown to most of society. More powerful then the Lochness and more far reaching then Bigfoot, Crackus-Murr (also known as Cragusmir or in old english as "en Cragus de Murren") is a dark being from another world that takes many forms of fear. He lurks in every pond, lake, stream, and ocean through an interconnected highway of underground tunnels and patrols his bodies of water with his amazing power and grace. There have been no sightings but his presence have been felt through many sounds, movements, and abnormal energies felt all over the world. Some say to look in his eyes means instant death ... or others say a boquet of flowers instantly appears on your head as you slowly start to grow in height. Experts have said that he originated from a pond somewhere in the vicinity of Prosperity, Pennsylvania.

Last night we were skinny dipping and I SWEAR i felt Crackus-Murr's presence in the water... it was life changing.

Crackus-Murr by jtixxlefrom the rizzle May 1, 2011

Bootius Crackus

Scientific name for "butt crack"

I once fell into a Bootius Crackus and liked it.

Bootius Crackus by Sendai mother booty flinger April 24, 2017

crackus 

A really stupid madeup word that me and
my friend say all the time.

WTF you crackushead!

crackus by Kenny!!! April 21, 2004

Click Clacks

Toy made in the 1980's that had a little plastic handle, with two strings attached to it, on the end of each string was a hard plastic or glass ball. To play with it you tap the balls together and when you get really good at it the balls click on the bottom then on the top alternating.

I broke my wrist playing with my Click Clacks.

Click Clacks by Old Lady from NJ March 1, 2009