Clarkus 

A raging alcoholic who always has a Coors in one hand and a beer bong in the other. Can allegedly kill a 24 under an hour. Allegedly.

Dude that’s your third beer in two minutes, slow down. You look like a Clarkus.

Clarkus by AnonymousAndy444 July 26, 2018

markus clarkus 

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

markus clarkus by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019

Thomas Clarkson Academy 

Thomas Clarkson Academy (abbreviated to TCA) is a shithole "school" located in Wisbech and is known for its insane teachers, sub-human students and many, many chavs.

The school is widely known for its 'incidents' such as students overdosing, coming in high, vandalism, cyberbullying and even at one point, murder.

As of writing the school has somehow achieved a 'Good' rating from Ofsted. With the principal, Richard Scott running the school*, it is an absolute mystery as to how the school achieved this.

Anyone in the area is highly recommended to avoid the building itself and anyone wearing blazers with the logo, or the green, blue or yellow ties worn by students

*by running, we mean watching over the balconies, noncing on year 7 girls and accusing random kids of smoking in the toilets.

"Hey did you hear about what happened at Thomas Clarkson Academy?"

"No, what happened?"

"Some crazy teacher flipped a table because of a girls makeup."

"Really? Jesus Christ..."

Thomas Clarkson Academy by massivesket287 March 11, 2020

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

Jeremy Clarkson by Stutley February 24, 2005

Clarksonesque 

Of or relating to the antics of the great Jeremy Clarkson, prophet of the powerslide and mankind's savior against speed cameras, speed limits, nanny states, Korean cars, traffic cops, Piers Morgans, dull journalism, caravans, global warming nonsense, hybrids, and anything else preventing you from your right to do 120mph on public roads. Such antics include drifting, perfectly offensive comical taste, being very tall and sort of old and fat, falling down, catching on fire, exploding things, and yelling POWERRRRRR!!1!!!11 while doing all of the above. Top Gear is the primary producer of all things Clarksonesque.

He adopted a Clarksonesque attitude towards fixing his old car; He pulled out the biggest hammer he could find and beat the shit out of it

Clarksonesque by WTF_raeG_poT October 8, 2011

Clarkson 

¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan

"CLARKSON!!"

Clarkson by TedCourse April 27, 2020

Clarkstown North 

A roach infested high school with a diverse population including the white kids which belong into 3 categories the first 1 being the Jews. These are your most common white kids and also the most annoying. Next we have the crackhead white kids. These are the real crackheads of rockland and are not to be mistaken for the for the other white kids in North who think they are “crackheads” but the closest they have came is hitting there stig in the stall and the occasional penex rip while Tony is outside the stall. The real crackheads of north are the ones who were considered e wingers in festa. But since then they have now graduated to Xanax and killing there carts before lunch. The next race in north is the Asians these are the kids who carry all others and is the only reason why north is considered a good school. These kids tend to reside in the library during lunch and play card games during lunch. How ever there is still a small population of white kids who hang out with them. These are the kids who watch anime and sing there favorite anime’s theme song while in Japanese. The next group of kids in North are the black kids. THEY are the lifeline of our sports teams. However our teams usually have 1-2 black kids max but we usually fill the rest of the spots with average or less than average white kids while the team is centered around the black kids.

69 was at Clarkstown North the other day and LOVED to watch the high school girl volley ball team

Clarkstown North by Y’all know who I am May 2, 2020