Clarkus

A raging alcoholic who always has a Coors in one hand and a beer bong in the other. Can allegedly kill a 24 under an hour. Allegedly.
Dude that’s your third beer in two minutes, slow down. You look like a Clarkus.
by AnonymousAndy444 July 27, 2018
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Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard
by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019
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