Clarkus

A raging alcoholic who always has a Coors in one hand and a beer bong in the other. Can allegedly kill a 24 under an hour. Allegedly.

Dude that’s your third beer in two minutes, slow down. You look like a Clarkus.

by AnonymousAndy444 July 26, 2018

markus clarkus

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019