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Like a decision, but there weren't other options. Similar to an autonomic process but one where there definitely should have been a better or different option but none existed at the time.
Our website doesn't have disaster recovery due to a cision made 5 years ago when we didn't have enough money for a second data center.
Cision by DampeS8N2 September 18, 2019
Words you can keep
a combination of cis and vision. when a cis person tries to explain, poorly, the struggle of trans/nb people. often to trans/nb people.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure Jane has 20/20 cision about trans issues 🙄
cision by olavndr July 31, 2019
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A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.
“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”
Me-cision by iamanthonydean April 2, 2019
A cis person who "doesn't pass"
"I uploaded my picture to /lgbt/ and they said I didn't pass but I'm cis"
"Guess you're a cishon"
CisHon by Yung_cash February 10, 2022

cising my head 

To make someone overly exicted and hyped about something
"What did you get on your chemistry test?"

"I don't know but when I gave it to the teacher she was cising my head up"
cising my head by rep_my_class2010 January 25, 2008
To heighten up a situation or to hype up a persons ego more that. What it really is.
The kids at school were cising the fight because they didn't even do anything.

They were cising Deshaune up in the rap battle even though he sucked.
Cising by kickmovegirl May 12, 2014
A person/thing that eats kids
Your such a ciwione
Ciwione by Peter kelly58 March 19, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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