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Cisconception 

When cisgendered people make assumptions or presume that stereotypes regarding non-cisgendered people are accurate.
A: “All trans people have surgery.”
B: “That is a common cisconception.”
Cisconception by Starshinekaos February 7, 2021
Words you can keep

misconception of random (MOR) 

Basically the misuse of the word 'random' to describe or prescribe unrandom ideas.

Our brain works like flickering through television channels, get used to it.

Mostly committed by individuals to make their own idea sound cooler than it is or to express easy amusement to unheard ideas.

Think the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where a gorilla suddenly appeared into the scene, now that's random.
A: I was thinking of eating gummy bears that day
B: that's so random!
C: dude, misconception of random (MOR)!

A: I made a random dish that day. I used eggs and apples!
C: MOR

non-MOR is:
A: I should finish this book I'm reading soon... SNOWBALLS
C: RANDOM! you reminded me of the queen's underwear size

Misconception 

The act of transplanting your testicles into an unknowing victim so they can impregnate someone but with your children.
John: Did you cheat on me?

Mary: No, I swear! it doesn't look like you because of Misconception! You must have Dave's testicles in you!

Dave (in a squeaky voice): No idea what you're talking about.
Misconception by Kabuto_Kamui November 7, 2020

Disconception

Origin: someone at an institution of higher education misspoke and used this word instead of the appropriate "misconception", afterward there was a quarrel over what the word meant, where through debate the word was finalized and agreement was reached.

A misconception, A mistaken thought, idea, or notion; that one would never think of but had it been suggested, one would realize that it is a misconception.
Ex1:
Person A: is disconception a word?
Person B: NO. That's a common Disconception.

Ex2:
Person A: putting vodka into a water bottle turns it into water.
Person B: no it doesn't, what a disconception!

Ex3:
n00b: How do I make my laptop lighter, its too heavy?
techie: Delete the biggest files, every megabyte weighs .235 mg
n00b: Really!
techie: No. I'm kidding its a common disconception.
Disconception by Lichtenshtieg January 20, 2010

Common Misconception 

-Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"
Common Misconception by Papa Gutina January 22, 2009

Immaculate Misconception 

The proper term used when talking to a devout Christian about the unlikelyhood of a virgin giving birth.
Dr. Rev B Hardhead " I do believe that Jesus Christ was born of the Virgin Mary"

Joe "Its nothing more than an immaculate misconception"

Immaculate Misconception by BriggsVan February 19, 2009

self-misconception 

A false belief of the self. If exposed, can lead to existential embarrassment.
Susan believed she had mastered writing due to the grades she earned in high school, but was wrought with existential embarrassment when her self-misconception was brought to light after receiving a C on her first college paper.
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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