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ciociolaing
"Did you see that the Phillies lost opening day?"
"Yeah. You can give up on them this year. They have no shot. I bet they finish 33rd overall in the MLB."
"Dude, stop Ciociolaing. There are 161 more games left!"
"That's booty son! They ain't going nowhere"
"Yeah. You can give up on them this year. They have no shot. I bet they finish 33rd overall in the MLB."
"Dude, stop Ciociolaing. There are 161 more games left!"
"That's booty son! They ain't going nowhere"
ciociolaing by Thats cheeks April 5, 2013
Related Words
Cioccolata • cioc • cioca • ciocan • ciocchi • Cioccio • ciocco • Cioccolata Beatdown • Cioccolata Piss • cioccolataspartner
Cioccolata
Cioccolata is the evil, green haired, stinky sadist who has some disabled kid for a pet. Also why does some horny ass motherfuckers wanna get some of his moldy ass smegma? Like god, get some help.
P1: Man, why there so many Cioccolata fuckers out here?
P2: I don’t know, but please make it stop.
P1: I'm sorry but I don’t think we can stop i now.
P2: I don’t know, but please make it stop.
P1: I'm sorry but I don’t think we can stop i now.
Cioccolata by Degenerate Fuck February 1, 2020
ciocan
ciocan by Muștar din Tecuci January 30, 2021
Ciochetto
A word that describes a person who does way too much. His clothes tend to be too small for most people. A Ciochetto usually lives with black guys and tries to play basketball.
Ciochetto by Macombs finest May 24, 2011
Cioccolata Beatdown
A scene from the "Betray The Boss" story arc in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind where the main character Giorno Giovanna thoroughly beats the absolute shit out of the villain Cioccolata with his stand Golden Experience. With the MUDA's lasting a whole 7 pages of script, it is the most well-known beatdown in JJBA GW.
Cioccolata: Says some bad stuff
Giorno: >:((((
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Giorno: Yeets Cioccolata into a garbage truck, which convienently squishes Cioccolata to a pulp.
Thus, the Cioccolata Beatdown.
Giorno: >:((((
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Giorno: Yeets Cioccolata into a garbage truck, which convienently squishes Cioccolata to a pulp.
Thus, the Cioccolata Beatdown.
Cioccolata Beatdown by nice rigger December 3, 2020
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