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cioc by look September 2, 2004
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ciociolaing 

Giving up on a sports team after 0.3% of a season has been completed.
"Did you see that the Phillies lost opening day?"

"Yeah. You can give up on them this year. They have no shot. I bet they finish 33rd overall in the MLB."

"Dude, stop Ciociolaing. There are 161 more games left!"

"That's booty son! They ain't going nowhere"
ciociolaing by Thats cheeks April 5, 2013

Cioccolata 

Cioccolata is the evil, green haired, stinky sadist who has some disabled kid for a pet. Also why does some horny ass motherfuckers wanna get some of his moldy ass smegma? Like god, get some help.
P1: Man, why there so many Cioccolata fuckers out here?
P2: I don’t know, but please make it stop.
P1: I'm sorry but I don’t think we can stop i now.
Cioccolata by Degenerate Fuck February 1, 2020
The romanian world for hammer. Can also define someones dick.
Hammer:” Gigi, dă și mie ciocanul ăla să moară familia mea!”
Dick:” Mamă ce ciocan are Cumpanasu.”
ciocan by Muștar din Tecuci January 30, 2021

Cioccolata 

Cioccolata is hot
Dude Whos That hot dude?

Thats cioccolatax
Cioccolata by pisstea#3764 on discord September 20, 2021

Ciochetto 

A word that describes a person who does way too much. His clothes tend to be too small for most people. A Ciochetto usually lives with black guys and tries to play basketball.
Man why don't you stop being such a Ciochetto. You are doing too much right now.
Ciochetto by Macombs finest May 24, 2011

Cioccolata Beatdown

A scene from the "Betray The Boss" story arc in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind where the main character Giorno Giovanna thoroughly beats the absolute shit out of the villain Cioccolata with his stand Golden Experience. With the MUDA's lasting a whole 7 pages of script, it is the most well-known beatdown in JJBA GW.
Cioccolata: Says some bad stuff
Giorno: >:((((
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Giorno: Yeets Cioccolata into a garbage truck, which convienently squishes Cioccolata to a pulp.

Thus, the Cioccolata Beatdown.
Cioccolata Beatdown by nice rigger December 3, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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