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cimage by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010
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When you cum more then once, in a pile or a certain area. The left over cum that is spit out.
There was cumage everywhere, even in the corner of the wall. Wow, she spit out the cumage over there.
cumage by MJayHwk January 28, 2009
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"whoa....major cumage!" said Fezzik
cumage by unF aka Caitlin :P April 8, 2003
The degree to which a female can induce a trouser tent on a male, sometimes expressed on a scale.
A place in which many attractive ladies happen to be is said to be a place of much cumage.
You should have seen the cumage in that place.

She's got to be an 8 on the cumage scale.

Talk about cumage mate, did you see those bristol cities?
cumage by Alasdair of Geekdom. August 6, 2005
The act of bobbing your head vigorously.

Pronounciation: Cum-ah-jeh
Listening to music makes me comage immensly.
comage by Gump Giggens April 26, 2006
BITCHES

When used with predictive text on cellular devices, citager is displayed when the word bitches is typed.

The plural of citag.
Bit Griffin: JESUS CHRIST, look at those citager bowling!!!

Terry Gantner: I know! That bald citag has an incredible keyster!!!

Bit Griffin: I've knocked the bottom out of one of those citags, but I'd love to knock the bottom out of ALL of those citager!
This word follows a slight history:

cidagem is megadic backwards which is short for mega redic which is also short for mega ridiculous.
Lane: Did you see that kid suplex that kid from santa ana?

Dalles: Yea man that was cidagem.
cidagem by theswindle June 9, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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