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chwaid 

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A very long penis, thats very thin. (Opposite of a chode)
holy crap joey!!! u have a pencil dick! no wonder sara wont let u bone her again...
chwaid by eneman October 1, 2004
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chaider 

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A deliciously splendid beverage consisting of chai and apple cider. It's pretty much the best drink ever.
Buyer: Hey, I'd like some chai...or perhaps some apple cider.
Seller: Dude, try the chaider.
chaider by dlaninga October 11, 2006
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chwaid • Chaids • chaider • chaidinae • Chaidak • chaidan • chaidcr • Chaides • Chaidez • Chaidhanya

Chwailing 

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A disabled kid crawling under the bathroom stalls.
Walking into the public bathroom knowing damn well there's going to be some disabled kid chwailing through the stalls.
Chwailing by Chwailhunter334 October 29, 2023
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chaider 

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Yiddish for Hebrew School.
"I was oppressed by thoughts of God because my parents had put me in a Chaider" (Mike Gold, Jews Without Money).
chaider by Josh5756 May 5, 2008
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Chaids 

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Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
Chaids by JC1976 February 6, 2007
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Chkaidze 

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Type of Beggar that lives in Georgia. He mostly begs for Cigarettes and dildo.
Look thats Chkaidze, Hah he is so gay.
Chkaidze by The anonymous Pickle October 23, 2018
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chaidinae 

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Sexy ass girl with THEE goofiest personality ever , very tall and charming. Will unleash the devil on u if u play bout her or her family but all around lovely person
Bro chaidinae was snapping because some boy hit her best friend
chaidinae by The king nigga December 18, 2017
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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