churded

To be under the influence of any substance that can alter one's state of mind

Weed,coke,heroin,ecstasy,meth,speed, shrooms, acid, alcohol and everything else.

Dude, I'm so churded.

You have no idea.

"Hey, how are you?" "Dude, I'm so churded"

by Bilson-a-million November 14, 2005

Churd

A turd considting of at least 70% cheese

"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"

by Sir Chop February 09, 2012

Churd

An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.

"I can't believe your mom just did that!"

by Slasher March 18, 2003

churd

a combination of a choad and a turd. if you are being a churd you are definately being a jackass.

(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.

by bert/frank September 27, 2005

Churd

Churd is simply short for Richurd.

Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".

by the real ambassador April 03, 2006

churd

a fecile dildo

"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...ewww."

by the POS January 27, 2003

churd

A person who walks too fast.

The churd walked so fast that the bus wasn't able to beat him to the last stop.

by A guy123 November 03, 2009