Churchist

A type of Christian who pays less respect (however minimal or marginal) to non-church-goers. Note now the hyprocrisy that a Churchist does not necessarily have to go to church themselves - but will always say "I'd go if I had the time" in order to deter the whiplash effect of their bias.

The belief in Churchism.

"It's Churchists like him that give religion a bad name."
and
"I used to be a Churchist."

by CollectiveFury September 17, 2008

Churchill Face

When a woman is so homely and unattractive looking she appears to have a face like Winston Churchill.

Dude #1 Hey man how much to bang that girl.
Dude#2 Who?
Dude#1 The one with Churchill Face.
Dude#2 I wouldn't fuck that with your dick!!!

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Talk to Winston Churchill

To go to the restroom (esp. the toilet)

"Can we please stop at the next pull-in? I have to talk to Winston Churchill."

by CountVladDracula April 9, 2017

Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Winston Churchill

a beluga whale who likes baths and drinking, and is best friends with Franklin D. Roosevelt they are such good friends that FDR has seen him in the bath.

history teacher "today we are learning that im very biased to two people and one is the beluga whale, Winston Churchill."
kids "yay!" *throws hands in the air*

by theatrenerd24601 May 23, 2019

Churchianity

A term coined by Bible teacher Richard Pope during a sermon characterizing the condition of the modern-day Christian Church and how different it's teachings are from the original ideas and message of the historical Jesus.

XYZ Church is just another example of Churchianity. Jesus never taught the things the pastor said in this morning's sermon.

by AgapeGuru July 20, 2010

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011