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chunkums 

The ability/skills required to accomplish decent or skilled hand-to-hand combat.
Damn, did you see that fight? That dude has got serious chunkums!
chunkums by SergeantD December 6, 2006

Chunkmistress 

A girl who is overweight to obese, and likes to go on nights out. The victim of a chunkmistress usually has to be incredibly trashed unless they have a preference for larger girls. Pulling a chunkmistress is for most men a very humiliating experience and one which may cause nightmares and result in prolonged pisstakes.
A chunkmistress can be found at most if not all clubs throughout the world, they rarely cause problems outside the drinking arena. They are identifiable principally by their weight which renders them unpullable by sober standards. they are more often than not ugly and with domineering personalities.
Fucking hell I had some dancefloor action with a chunkmistress but didn't go all the way, thank fuck.
or
What the fuck were you doing with that bloated chunkmistress last night? hahahahaha
or
Man1: Hey remember that night you fucked that chunkmistress? she was fucking hanging
Man2: Oh shut the fuck up, I don't wanna talk about it alright?
Chunkmistress by beastos January 15, 2010

chunkular 

Adjective: Refers to a body style, particularly female, specifically stocky, yet not considered overweight, fat or obese. Stout build. Also known as thick. Other uses would be chunkularity.
Damn, that bitch got some chunkular thighs and a sweet chunkular ass too!
chunkular by freddiddy January 6, 2008

chunkem(s) 

1.The ability to fight well, usually ending up victorious.(chunkems)

2.Wanting to engage in a fight.(chunkem)
1.Aaron has chunkems.

2. You not tryin to chunkem.
chunkem(s) by A_Delirious June 24, 2005
Name for usually males. Persons with this name are usually reserved but knows how to have a good time. They are indecisive and anxious because they want things to be perfect.
He is such a Chukuma
Chukuma by UserMikeLee February 20, 2020

Chunkmeister 

A stout person, of a chunky nature.
He's the Chunkmeister.
Chunkmeister by Chunkmeister December 8, 2012