Chimpress 

A portmanteau describing a method of trying to impress people by directly mirroring their actions, like a chimpanzee would do. If a human does something in front of a chimp, the chimp will start to reenact the humans action. For some reason, a person who does said method of impressing thinks that doing everything you do is cool!

guy1: Dude, guy3 is really trying to chimpress you, what a douche.
guy2:yea, i've noticed. he needs to stop hanging around us.
guy3: Hey guys wanna go do some alcohol? I've seen some pics of partys you went to. beer pong is super cool!

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guy1: here comes guy3 trying to chimpress us again man
guy2: oh boy! that douche is a douche!
guy3: hey guys, im gonna get so high this weekend. Im gonna trip on my nut! you guys enjoy consuming marijuana right? pot, YEAH!!!!!

Chimpress by JuniorRichBoy March 3, 2009

tight as a fishes ass under compression 

Someone who does not spend any money.............period!

He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.

tight as a fishes ass under compression by GS71 April 4, 2015

compressed sugar 

No one understands what Brad from the Bon Appetit channel is talking about.

Brad: In my mind, it's like compressed sugar.
Claire: Brad, what are you talking about?

compressed sugar by Dige46 June 14, 2018

Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .

Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg

Compression Shorts by Nonometo March 10, 2019

Mr Compress 

The guy who would make you loose your marbles.

Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket

Mr Compress by Kai the Armless stump January 21, 2021

Brad Childress 

Cluelessly inept football coach who cannot accept critisism in any form. Usually typified by arrogant snippets and lack of original thought.

The game, season, and franchise were lost due to the Brad Childress like behavior of the coach.

Brad Childress by Zygi Wilf June 26, 2007

chumpness 

The most Meanest lovable person you ever meet!

chumpness: gaaaaaaaaaaag!

chumpness by MissShirley May 21, 2009