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chukfuck 

to vomit in ones (preferably female) mouth during sexual intercourse
"That ho wouldnt shut her mouth when we was banging it so i chukfucked her"
chukfuck by darian lambert June 17, 2003
Words you can keep
someone that is fat or obese & ugly as shit
An example of a chubfuck is Jereme Lee Luther.
chubfuck by KevinSmitharrr November 30, 2006

Chuffucking 

Pronounced "Chuff-fucking" in one quick word

To roger a woman up the rear who is under 18 but over the age of consent, this was illegal in the uk due to homosexuality laws until recently but now chuffucking is well practiced fun
Marc: dude i rammed this girl the other day
Marc 2: Dude no way!!
Marc: Yeah and then she let me chuffuck her shit was so cash
Marc 2: no way i was chuffucking your mum last night too
Marc: ...
Chuffucking by SGTKM December 28, 2010

chuckfucker 

a choo-choo train of men taking it analy starting with one man who sucks the first man's who-who-dilly
"that dude is such a chuckfucker"
"I seriously saw him doing the locomotion with dicks and asses"
chuckfucker by Scotty McFly November 23, 2004

Chuckfucked 

To have you ass handed to you by Chuck.

Who is Chuck?

Chuck is a metaphor for all the people in your life that you think you have under your control. Then, when you least expect it, BAM!! You get chuckfucked, leaving you confused, embarrassed, and slightly in awe of the power that just got released upon you.
Man, my boss just got Chuckfucked in that conference call!
Chuckfucked by RT120 September 24, 2009

Chudfuck 

A person who tries to claim kids that aren't yours
for example, step parents.
Child: Hey mom, dads girlfriend is a chudfuck
Mom: It's ok, you're my child. You climbed from my uterus.
Chudfuck by lil flip flop December 4, 2017
A laugh that a person makes and feels bad about.
When the neighbor slipped on the ice, he fell in a way that made me chufuckle.
Chufuckle by Nbsqrddefinitions June 15, 2026
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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