Chuffucking 

Pronounced "Chuff-fucking" in one quick word

To roger a woman up the rear who is under 18 but over the age of consent, this was illegal in the uk due to homosexuality laws until recently but now chuffucking is well practiced fun

Marc: dude i rammed this girl the other day
Marc 2: Dude no way!!
Marc: Yeah and then she let me chuffuck her shit was so cash
Marc 2: no way i was chuffucking your mum last night too
Marc: ...

Chuffucking by SGTKM December 28, 2010

Cunfucking 

when some thing is either confusing, fucked up or both at the same time

well i don't know yet its kinda cunfucking

Cunfucking by Joey the taco December 20, 2011