Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on
top of your hips, around your belly, under your
arms, and around your thighs as you approach middle age.
May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).
Noun:
Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.
Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to
eat my half of that strawberry
pie. Yet.