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chubbalupagus 

Chubbalupagus is a common species of female humanoid native to urban and suburban environments, characterized by excess body weight in the form of wide hips, appreciable fupas, "muffin tops" and various expressions of back fat, flappy arms, thick ankles and a second chin.
Although normally a species considered to be prey and not predator, they often lure mates through online dating services by posting pictures of themselves that distort or entirely conceal their chubby features. It is only when the unsuspecting male meets the chubbalupagus in person that he realizes that he has been tricked by it and must thereby purchase food and drinks and possibly sleep with it.
Jensen: So I hear you have a new girlfriend?
Mack: She's not really a girlfriend?
Jensen: Whatdya mean? Didn't she spend the night at your place the other night?
Mack: She's a chubbalupagus, dude.
Jensen: Ooh, oh. Okay. I don't do that myself. But all the power to ya.
chubbalupagus by McHardism February 14, 2012

chubbuck 

the sound made when someone gags while giving a blowjob. (the 'C' is silent)
getting a blowjob, listening to her slurp and smack her lips, all of a sudden "chu...chub...chub...CHUBBUCK!" (the 'C' is silent) she gags a little! no prob. slow your roll playa and begin again.

the word chubbuck comes from the ancient greek, meaning 'to choke with dick'. lost for centuries, the word has a new found audience with todays hip youth.

example: "She really chubbucked last night. (on my dick)", or , "I sure hope your huge cock doesn't make me chubbuck. (because of the enormous size)(it's huge)"
chubbuck by squirelr21 September 28, 2011

Chublucket 

A word that can be used to say something when you have no other response or anything else to say
Ed:"Hey Carlos your room is fucked up, like its very fucked up"

Carlos: "Chublucket!"
Chublucket by ames714 February 9, 2010

chubbawack 

An mischevious act where one "wacks" his genitals on another mans forehead creating a mushroom shaped irritation.
We all got drunk and chubbawacked our passed out friend
chubbawack by Anonymous October 27, 2003

chubbaluffagus

1.A plump person who reminds you of a cross between a fat man and the mammoth off of sesame street.
2.Warren Gavitt
Yo! Quit eatin' all my damn food you chubbaluffagus.
chubbaluffagus by bzak October 6, 2003

chubbyfucker 

Jess: Oh yeah, I heard last night Taylor fucked Mike.
Marissa: Mike? The chubby one?
Jess: Yeah. She's a total chubbyfucker. She nailed chubby Brandon last week.
chubbyfucker by yumtay November 3, 2009