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chrryology deserves loaf of bread
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Coreyology

Coreyism, defined as the religion of worshiping, studying, cataloging, and spreading the word of the great Corey The Savior, as in the holy book of knowledge known as the Corible.
“I read the Corible, and now I’m starting to think that I believe in Coreyism!”

“Wow, Coreyology is amazing! This makes my passionate work so dedicated!”
by Ganzir July 1, 2021
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Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.
I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.
by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022
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Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.
Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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Coreyology

The religious practice of worshiping and academically studying the works of Corey under the practice of Coreyism, or spreading the word of said religion. The official holy book is the Corible: Standard Times. They represent their God as Corey The Savior, saving humanity and rebirthing the race as a diverse species to rule Earth. As stated in the Corible, Corey is a god-like figure that helps others and spreads the goodness of “heaven” to his followers.
“Coreyology is one of the many religions starting to become popular!”

“Wow, did you hear that John believes in Coreyism? It’s such a cool thought!”
by Ganzir July 1, 2021
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Chronology

Schedule of events
The deaths were matached up in chronology. :D
by Joebeatskj October 16, 2010
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Charnology

Bullshit said by Bishops girls on a daily
These bitches and they Charnology tying me up
by FullyDunce44 February 21, 2019
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