Christmas Porn , You know the drill:
Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.
Santa emptying his sack for twins.
Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.
Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.
Santa emptying his sack for twins.
Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.
by linton gillespie April 9, 2006
The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.
"So you get lucky last night"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"
by Schweetz June 19, 2008