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the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls
i was pulling up to the vinegar strokes when she woke up and caught my sticky gift in her freshly opened eye
by linton gillespie April 4, 2006
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Christmas Porn , You know the drill:

Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.

Santa emptying his sack for twins.

Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.
by linton gillespie April 9, 2006
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